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A peek into what's on my mind...for better or for worse...

Scott (. . . but some call me "Scotty")
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In short, I'm a professional in the DC Metro area. My twin sister and I are the chance meeting, dating, marrying and consequently "gettin' it on" between a West Point graduate and a cute "local Italian girl." Many years later I'm a hip-deep in proposal world as a professional writer and coordinator, sometime graphic artist, head organizer and general "yup, I know how to do that." I managed to get my BA and MA in English at Virginia Tech, have a small but growing presence on the Web (and I mean small) and have dreams of completing a screenplay, a novel and maybe my own TV show...someday. I'm currently living in Northern Virginia with dreams of escaping this hive of scum and villiany and otherwise keeping myself occupied (legally or otherwise). You'll note in my entries a lot of evidence as to my geekness and my seemingly fun obsession with "successories."

The "successories" posted in this blog utilize characters and images copyrighted by multiple groups and individuals. No infringement on their respective copyrights are intended by the author in any way, shape or form. These "successories" are written solely for the entertainment of the readers and are not for profit.
24, adventure, alan rickman, alex ross, alton brown, ann nocenti, antiques, architecture, arrested development, art, arthur adams, astronomy, autism, batman, battlestar galactica, beaches, big red ball game, bill maher, bloom county, bobby flay, bourbon, bruce willis, bsg, caleb carr, cats, chess, cirque du soleil, classic rock, classical music, comedy, cooking, creative writing, creativity, discovery channel, doctor who, dogs, emeril lagasse, equality, erotica, exploration, family guy, fantasy, farscape, fine dining, firefly, food network, foodie, football, frank miller, fringe, funny, geek, geeks, gene simmons family jewels, giada de laurentiis, gormet, graphic design, harvey birdman, hemingway, hiking, history, hockey, house md, human rights, humor, interior design, jared diamond, johnny depp, justice league, kayaking, khan, lol, long way down, long way round, macros, mike judge, mike rowe, monty python, moorcock, motorcycles, movies, mozart, mst3k, music, mystery science theater 3000, mythbusters, nip/tuck, novel writing, opera, outdoors, paranormal, paranormal investigation, photography, photoshop, politics, porn, pushing daisies, quotations, quotes, religion, remy martin, restaurants, rolling stones, rum, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, scifi, scriptwriting, scrubs, sex, shakespeare, simon pegg, sketching, star trek, star wars, stars, steve mcqueen, strange, successories, superman, sushi, tattoos, teddy roosevelt, tolkein, top chef, travel, twins, universe, vacations, virginia, virginia tech, watercolors, weird, weird news, west wing, whilce portacio, writing, wtf, x-men